Charles Paris unsuccessful actor, bad husband, dipsomaniac is currently appearing as a fork lift operator in a corporate video. It's not prime-time television or a major film, but it seems like easy money - until the fork lift is used to commit a murder. When Charles himself comes under suspicion, he decides to find out for himself who the murderer is. By: Jeremy Front , and others.
In these six episodes, which make up the complete second series, you'll hear some moth-based lunacy, an awkward celestial relationship, a heart-warming tale of the days before health and safety, and how The Archers sounds to people who don't listen to The Archers - plus many other sketches featuring acute observations and wonderful wordplay.
By: John Finnemore. Here, the duo return to their radio roots, and this third fantastic series finds them in their finest-ever sketch-show form.
Love the Audio Sketch. Wish there are more of these. Hope new ones are released in the future. Once again I have had to contain my laughter on public transport. This series has really hit its stride and the sketches are consistently funny with little 'filler'.
The running jokes of the news readers asking what listeners 'reckon', the rally driver who's tired of driving fast he wants to see more of the countryside and many more should keep you stifling laughter on the train or bus. These two work so well together. I missed this series on the radio and its very funny. Add to Cart failed. Please try again later. Add to Wish List failed. Remove from wishlist failed. Adding to library failed. Please try again.
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Are we the baddies? But this meme is not just about our own self-realisation. Now that we are almost halfway through this presidency, our politicians and media figures are starting to let their roots show, and this meme is about them. This article is more than 3 years old. Poor guy landed on a railing spike and it went straight through his spine! Everyone's in shock, apart from James , who strolls over to the window, glances down, and says "What a piercing bore.
There's no such expression. Mitchell : Well, the railing was right next to a crusher. It's pretty clear he'd wanted to say crushing bore, but he'd missed and he was making the best of a bad job. Owner : I can't cook that! And-and there's loads of things in there you didn't even mention , like the thing with the potato that might as well be magic as far as I'm concerned.
Host : It's just local ingredients simply cooked. Owner : By you! King Lear is just English words put in order! The only way any of this will help my restaurant is if you stay forever. Because I'm trying to help you!
I'm trying to help you have standards! I'm trying to make you know that the world isn't pleased to see you, you aren't needed or included or loved! You're ugly! And superfluous! And ignorant! And you should be frightened. And meek. And grateful. That's better. Now, first things first; let's get you a hat. Scientist: That's Numberwang! Politician: My God! It works! It actually bloody works, you geniuses! Scientist 2: I say, chaps, you don't suppose we could use this for something else?
Scientist: Like what? Scientist 2: Something to do with the war? Lieutenant: Whatever! Customer: What happened to the friendly Australian girl who used to work here?
Posh Waiter: She's gone , sir. They've all gone, and we're back. The incredibly posh people who are still unaccountably waiters Leslie: Perhaps you'd like to join me for some Minion: So you really mean anal sex? Host: Joining me tonight are Julie, who's from Yorkshire, and Simon, who's from a factory and made from a special metal. So, Julie, ever killed a man? Julie: No. Host: Simon? Simon: Yes. Host: Great! Let's play Wordwang!
Presenter: Remember, we are a multi-billion dollar multinational company and not a transparent front for a greedy dragon. So I said, "hi James there's some mulled wine and I think there's some beer in the fridge. Businessman: This is a complete departure from normal.
I wouldn't be a millionaire if I fired one-fifteenth of my staff every week. Just to help out, does anyone want to lie pointlessly or take credit for something they didn't do? So, to sum up, Geoff, who you don't know, has bought a house and is now living in it, having put up some shelves, and I think we can agree that that's basically a good thing.
David: I think if people knew how nice the Two Pints garden was, they wouldn't mind the show at all. Robert: They'd see it as a necessary evil. Webb : Well who's gonna watch that? Mitchell : Freaks. It's a historically accurate recreation of a landmark global conflict!
The most beautiful woman in the world? I don't think so, mate. I mean, honestly! And she looks, you know, fine, good, very presentable, better than ever. Just not Sorry, Jane, you've not been thinking you're the most beautiful woman in the world, have you? Why would you think that? Counsellor: Look, you really don't want to know. Estate Agent: I do! Husband: N-no, you don't.
Executive: Is Simon Schama Jewish? Executive 2: Well— Executive: Because I can tell you, it does come up. Executive 3: So, anyway— Executive: "Is he Jewish?
Host: That is- that is not the tone for this program. We are treading a fine line between the excruciating and the dull. Miracledoctor: I didn't do it to be nice. I did it to be off the hook for all of humanity's other woes and screw-ups. Store owner: Don't make me knock! What will you have made of me if you force me to knock?! Actor 1: Are you saying you want to get off with me?! Actor 2: No, mate, no, no And I think deep down Loader wants it as well. Executive: Even at the best of times, David is uncomfortable to watch, and we always assumed that was part of the appeal, people enjoy the challenge.
Peter: What Webb : I thought you might like an injection.
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