Jokes which arent funny

Great food, no atmosphere. An irrelephant! How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying. What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase? A branch manager! What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything! Why do cow-milking stools only have three legs? Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow?

The last thing grandpa said before he kicked the bucket? How far do you think I can kick this bucket. Log In. Contact us Sign up for newsletters. Log In Register now My account. By Finlay Greig. To put it lightly, I was confused. What did that have to do with me? And why were the messages so … racial?? The next day, I ran into him and asked about the previous night.

He chose mine. Somehow, I think I found it funny at the time. After all, some people in that organization were Asian. Some were women. Two years later, when I happened to encounter that friend again, I was reminded of the text messages. That night, sitting with a few close friends, I pulled out my phone and scrolled back to I began to read them out loud. By the time I was halfway through the messages, I was horrified. My friends were disgusted. I kept going. The final message left me with a sick feeling in my stomach.

How could this have happened? I tried to picture the night from the point of view of someone in the organization, to explain these racialized, vulgar sexual text messages, sent by a crowd of people to someone they barely knew.

I told myself again that it was just a joke. A game. They were probably drunk. That had to be what inspired the content of the messages. But a grosser, scarier suspicion kept pushing into the forefront of my mind: The only thing they knew about me was that I was an Asian woman.

And that was what inspired the content of the messages. And a wholesome joke provides a chance for people of all ages to laugh hard together. Consider these funnies Lysol-ed: Not a filthy thing about them. A clever and wholesome joke will take you back to the days when you got a brain freeze from speed-eating your popsicle so you could read the joke of the day beneath the flavored ice.

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